Don't stop the beat

fandomesticity:

My only hope for Fallout 76 is that it includes a post-apocalyptic Huntington so I, too, can become the mayor of Safety Town.

Originally posted by gravedelight

sherlockvowsontheriverstyx:

ryannxp:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

omfg

i like how he said he’s in the movie as if he’s an extra and not the main character and also crhis fucking evans

(via theashleyclements)

daphnetrodon:

sidneyia:

daphnetrodon:

you’re no Hamburger Helper

you’re just a Hamburger Hindrance

if you’re not part of the hamburger solution, you’re part of the hamburger problem.

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ollivander:

wadewilson-parker:

It’s a pity they didn’t cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby, since he’s both the green lantern and deadpool…

what the fuck kind of mutant ass pun bullshit is this

(via useless-cantrips)

cheinsaw:

cheinsaw:

black cats are wonderful because you can stare into the void and not only does the void stare back, sometimes it trots up to you happily and begs for pats

the void is loud and wants chicken

(via theashleyclements)